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Subject: Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans
Corpses' Teeth
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-- Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans
Corpses'
Teeth
September 14, 2005 | Issue 41.37
HOUSTON-On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid
government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased
disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to
serve
the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources
from
the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's
president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be
used
to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof
A-grade
investments, and luxury yachting watches."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525