Subject: FW: President and the Light Bulb Date: Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:52:59 -0500 Message-ID: <376546015E56D640AB10F112B8127DDF02406041@PEPSI.uwec.edu> From: "Wahome, Kimamo" <WAHOMEK@uwec.edu>
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From: Lee, Caitlin Mai Chong
Sent: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 8:18 AM
To: 'Neng Moua'; 'chang Dannelle'; Lee, Mary; 'Lo Mai'; Lee, Mai Youa;
Lee, Yer; Lee, Lucy; Lee, Taly; Wahome, Kimamo
Subject: FW: President and the Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a
light bulb?
Ten.
"1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
"2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
"3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
"4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
"5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb;
"6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
"7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
"8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
"9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
"10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."